Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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