So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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