grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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