You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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