I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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