I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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