Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.