the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i drank out of a bidet.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...