I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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