you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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