i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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