i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
it was like eating out sand paper
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
