it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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