Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
pray to the hookup gods
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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