My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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