mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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