So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
