I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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