Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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