Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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