margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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