So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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