i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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