Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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