After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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