Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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