After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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