I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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