sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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