so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found a bag of teeth...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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