I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The adults are the big ones right?
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