Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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