Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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