yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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