What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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