God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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