508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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