I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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