what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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