The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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