Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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