She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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