Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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