'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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