Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
A bitchslap is in order.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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