i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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