Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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