She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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