It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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