Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
