Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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