I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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