Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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