If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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